The Forgotten Waffle -Crazy Story Time-

The Story Of The Forgotten Waffle     (help me it sounds so cheesy)
Once upon a time, there was a waffle named John Bill John (its the best i could think of) he was one of the famous waffles alive! He always loved to be dip in syrup and loves getting pooped out of people's butts. Until one day everything changed and it began with...............( DRAMATIC PAUSE )

Plz finish the story in the comments! Someone wrote  the ending on here but its ok so plz finish the story in the comments below.